It’s like been a while, what gives? You in jail again? Just sayin….I’ve been busy, trying a new shade of finger nail polish, it’s been a crazy month…call me!
Love you, mean it!

Cause I had this friend, and one time, at band camp, well… let’s just say… she lost her own phone. Actually come to think of it… she must not have, cause she kept asking everyone to call her. Anyway… I was still curious if you have it or not… well I should be more specific… if you can TALK on it or not… ‘Cause I have some BIG BIG BIG news! I can’t share on the site yet… but it’s HUGE. Like the size of your hair on the most humidest day EVER.

XOXO and junk…

A bunch of guys in goofy costumes playing catch in a Big Bowl….Super…what am I missing and who picked their outfits…all wrong…and the eye make up was way too much..Black…uuuuu. no mam…I gotta go, someones on my cell…you know, the phone.  She’s really sitting on it…

Love you, mean it.

Huh, I’m way confused…help me out here…I am like lost…VD? no we shouldn’t…OMG ok…I’m all, whatever…A new President is totally awesome but saying Yes We Can to VD…way not….someone said it’s coming Feb. 14th…I’m staying in and totally not sitting on any public restroom toilet seats, that’s just wrong…I think I’m going to go have sushi on that day and get my nails did…

OMG, my friend, Pitiful Bitch who lives in Chicago, gave me this premo color to try…Dog Dick Red…I say help PETA and go for it! Thanks Pitiful.

Hope you’re stayinhg warm LouWho in Boston and everything…heard you’re shaking up with someone called Gil or something…can’t wait to meet him…heard he’s living with you? Do tell sista gurl.

Anyway get informed on this VD thing…stand up for your country…no more VD!
Love Ya…Mean It!
me

did you hear? There were like a b’gillion people swearing at the new president today! How rude… I mean, I understand when they do it to me, Bcause I cause people to have that verbal diarrhea thing and I’m so sexy they can’t help it… but that poor man has taken on the thankless job of fixing all the crap George Bush… oh hell we all know it was really Dick Cheney… so all the crap Dick Cheney did. And people were swearing as he came in. Er something like that… The media is all over it.
Poor dear…
Hey… did you make it inside yet?
XOXO and Junk

I really don’t know why you need to call me “In-the-morning” I mean I like MaryLou perfectly well, but it’s just how the saying goes… You know… anyway…

Bufferella…

sweetie…

FOCUS…

See I know how you LOVE short sentences…

Here we go luv… little question:

After you bumped in Stormy…

did you apologize? Cause you soooo never apologize when you run in to me. No Ma’am… You know you don’t… not that time you ran into on your roller skatese, or that time with the car, or the golf cart, or even that time with the forklift… nope… well, ok, I’ll be fair… maybe you did, but if I am not conscious it doesn’t really count Poodle.

Hey… tell Stormy to call me she sounds totally hot. Or cold… I don’t know what kinda storm yet I guess. I picture like a more younger sister to that haley berry mutant chick in that X movie thing… no Buffy… not tripleX, just a single one… it’s not naughty, I promise.

Anyway… I guess Stormy can email too… cause calling is sooo last milenium. Hey yeah, she can use the form on this here site!

XOXO and Junk.

I was totally right behind it…heckers I was leaning on the stupid thing…shucky dearn.

And Marylou, that story was long and it made my head hurt…Leave it to you to be side tracked by bags…sooo, did you keep the guys number? Does he have a sister? Just asking, girlfriends share everything!

What were we talking about?
……………..oh yeah…no…um…anyway I bumped into my friend Stormy Weather at a photoshoot she was doing today…you’ll love her and if you don’t, no biggy, because I like her…she reminds me of me…smart n stuff!

Hey that story was so long…I was waiting for something fun to happen…oh well, can’t all be like me!

Love Ya…Mean It!

And stay out of jail…or not!

So… like… Yeah… aaaaa maaaaaa gaaaaaa…
OK… First the Good News: I FINALLY got on TV.
Now the bad news: You know that show “Locked up Abroad?” Yeah… or in my case it could also be “Locked up *A BROAD*” – Get it?

Yeah but this time it wasn’t my fault, I swear!

I went on a quick trip to Columbia… and, well, I was planning on being back before Midnight on the 31rst… but, well, I met this SUPER cute boy…. ok he was totally 100% man, but I like to say boy… I just do… don’t judge me… anyway… I was totally GAGA ’cause he was all like… I luv chu… that was his accent.. super cute… anyway… he says to me… “Baby… I am heading back to the massachusetts later, but I have lots of the bags… and it ‘cost-es’ lots of monies if you have lots of extra baaags on the airlines… so can you take one back for me? It’s all my chooose…”  - which after a few minutes I realized meant shoes… so I was like… OMG… he trusts me with his SHOES?

This must totally be love…

Yeah… no… it wasn’t shoes… cause when I got to the airport… those sniffer dogs… yeah… they were smelling more than loafers…. 

So this like policewoman comes over and she’s all like… get in this jail, broad. So, being as compliant as I am, I naturally complied… BAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA… I know… I couldn’t even say that without laughing… anyway… once they shot me with a tranquilizer I woke up in the icky jail cell with some woman named Stella. Er Stanley… I wasn’t sure, I didn’t really pay that close of attention cause she was SOOOO not willing to understand me no matter how loud I yelled my answers. RUDE. Anyway… Thankfully I had my “Get out of Jail Free” card from playing Monopoly right before I left for my trip, so I used it. Don’t ask where I had it stored though… you really don’t wanna know…

anyway…

Moral of the story? Always cheat at monopoly before you travel.

Oh and Buffy… sorry you missed the new year… but turn around the ball is behind you luv. See it… no no… to the left… yeah right there… still can’t see it? Well are you wearing your contacts?

OK… Gotta Run… no seriously… montazoomas revenge for real…

XOXO and Junk.

I’m all like “whatever” I’ve been standing outside all this time and no balll, it got like kinda cold monday, but, this week has been all, OMG Fabulous! I worked on my tan, but, enough of me….what were we talking about? Oh Yeah…New Years Eve…As I was standing outside, jumping up and down…because I had to pee, this like guy walks by and says Hapy New Year! Happy New Year? did I miss it again…guess I’ll have to wait another year to watch the ball…and where is this ball? All I saw were a couple of basketballs flyinh by, don’t think that was it. I hope Marylou isn’t in Jail again and Kiki…who knows, she’s always off doing something….Me? Well it’s friday and that means mani and pedi!

My New Years revolution is to do more for myself…My motto this year is
ME!

Love Ya…Mean It.

It’s getting cold out here, where is everybody and where’s that ball?