did you hear? There were like a b’gillion people swearing at the new president today! How rude… I mean, I understand when they do it to me, Bcause I cause people to have that verbal diarrhea thing and I’m so sexy they can’t help it… but that poor man has taken on the thankless job of fixing all the crap George Bush… oh hell we all know it was really Dick Cheney… so all the crap Dick Cheney did. And people were swearing as he came in. Er something like that… The media is all over it.
Poor dear…
Hey… did you make it inside yet?
XOXO and Junk

I really don’t know why you need to call me “In-the-morning” I mean I like MaryLou perfectly well, but it’s just how the saying goes… You know… anyway…

Bufferella…

sweetie…

FOCUS…

See I know how you LOVE short sentences…

Here we go luv… little question:

After you bumped in Stormy…

did you apologize? Cause you soooo never apologize when you run in to me. No Ma’am… You know you don’t… not that time you ran into on your roller skatese, or that time with the car, or the golf cart, or even that time with the forklift… nope… well, ok, I’ll be fair… maybe you did, but if I am not conscious it doesn’t really count Poodle.

Hey… tell Stormy to call me she sounds totally hot. Or cold… I don’t know what kinda storm yet I guess. I picture like a more younger sister to that haley berry mutant chick in that X movie thing… no Buffy… not tripleX, just a single one… it’s not naughty, I promise.

Anyway… I guess Stormy can email too… cause calling is sooo last milenium. Hey yeah, she can use the form on this here site!

XOXO and Junk.

I was totally right behind it…heckers I was leaning on the stupid thing…shucky dearn.

And Marylou, that story was long and it made my head hurt…Leave it to you to be side tracked by bags…sooo, did you keep the guys number? Does he have a sister? Just asking, girlfriends share everything!

What were we talking about?
……………..oh yeah…no…um…anyway I bumped into my friend Stormy Weather at a photoshoot she was doing today…you’ll love her and if you don’t, no biggy, because I like her…she reminds me of me…smart n stuff!

Hey that story was so long…I was waiting for something fun to happen…oh well, can’t all be like me!

Love Ya…Mean It!

And stay out of jail…or not!

So… like… Yeah… aaaaa maaaaaa gaaaaaa…
OK… First the Good News: I FINALLY got on TV.
Now the bad news: You know that show “Locked up Abroad?” Yeah… or in my case it could also be “Locked up *A BROAD*” – Get it?

Yeah but this time it wasn’t my fault, I swear!

I went on a quick trip to Columbia… and, well, I was planning on being back before Midnight on the 31rst… but, well, I met this SUPER cute boy…. ok he was totally 100% man, but I like to say boy… I just do… don’t judge me… anyway… I was totally GAGA ’cause he was all like… I luv chu… that was his accent.. super cute… anyway… he says to me… “Baby… I am heading back to the massachusetts later, but I have lots of the bags… and it ‘cost-es’ lots of monies if you have lots of extra baaags on the airlines… so can you take one back for me? It’s all my chooose…”  - which after a few minutes I realized meant shoes… so I was like… OMG… he trusts me with his SHOES?

This must totally be love…

Yeah… no… it wasn’t shoes… cause when I got to the airport… those sniffer dogs… yeah… they were smelling more than loafers…. 

So this like policewoman comes over and she’s all like… get in this jail, broad. So, being as compliant as I am, I naturally complied… BAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA… I know… I couldn’t even say that without laughing… anyway… once they shot me with a tranquilizer I woke up in the icky jail cell with some woman named Stella. Er Stanley… I wasn’t sure, I didn’t really pay that close of attention cause she was SOOOO not willing to understand me no matter how loud I yelled my answers. RUDE. Anyway… Thankfully I had my “Get out of Jail Free” card from playing Monopoly right before I left for my trip, so I used it. Don’t ask where I had it stored though… you really don’t wanna know…

anyway…

Moral of the story? Always cheat at monopoly before you travel.

Oh and Buffy… sorry you missed the new year… but turn around the ball is behind you luv. See it… no no… to the left… yeah right there… still can’t see it? Well are you wearing your contacts?

OK… Gotta Run… no seriously… montazoomas revenge for real…

XOXO and Junk.

I’m all like “whatever” I’ve been standing outside all this time and no balll, it got like kinda cold monday, but, this week has been all, OMG Fabulous! I worked on my tan, but, enough of me….what were we talking about? Oh Yeah…New Years Eve…As I was standing outside, jumping up and down…because I had to pee, this like guy walks by and says Hapy New Year! Happy New Year? did I miss it again…guess I’ll have to wait another year to watch the ball…and where is this ball? All I saw were a couple of basketballs flyinh by, don’t think that was it. I hope Marylou isn’t in Jail again and Kiki…who knows, she’s always off doing something….Me? Well it’s friday and that means mani and pedi!

My New Years revolution is to do more for myself…My motto this year is
ME!

Love Ya…Mean It.

It’s getting cold out here, where is everybody and where’s that ball?

I’ve been looking for the ball to drop, but, forgot where to look, so, I did my nails again…

Anyway, tell me when to say Hapy New Year and stuff and I will….I’m trying to figure out what my New Years Revolution will be…I wish it culd be something easy like be more fabulous, duh….but, I want it to be tougher, because I’m already fabulous and that wouldn’t be fair, right?

Ok, gotta go for now, talk with you soon…and rember tell me when the ball drops cuz I don’t want to miss it!

Love You, Mean It!

2008 is quickly coming to a close, and poor Buffy just called ALL in a twitter! Her connection to the interweb is WAY veshtunct at the moment, so she
Was all nervous she wouldn’t get to wish you all a happy new year… I told her I would and reminded her that it happens just about every 365 day so she would be able to make up for it next year.

So from all of us at B&M.com HAPPY NEW YEAR… Just a smudge early while mommie is still sober and stuff.

XOXO and junk!