Please allow me to introduce myself; I am the Countess Kiki Phensberger, HRH. Of course these two bitches have known me since before I needed as much work as Joan Rivers – despite what MaryLou has to say. She has had more work done than the Big Dig – MaryLou, not Joan. MaryLou sponsored me at the Betty Ford Center for Reconstructive Surgery – ever grateful honey! But I digress… that happens a lot.

I look forward to sharing my whit and wisdom with you on current topics and based on what Buffy & MaryLou have to say!

Merry Christmas to all – grab a martini. That is what I am doing anyway. If someone tells you it is too early in the day, set an old clock to 4:01 PM and show them that you’re right on time! Cheers.