Please allow me to introduce myself; I am the Countess Kiki Phensberger, HRH. Of course these two bitches have known me since before I needed as much work as Joan Rivers – despite what MaryLou has to say. She has had more work done than the Big Dig – MaryLou, not Joan. MaryLou sponsored me at the Betty Ford Center for Reconstructive Surgery – ever grateful honey! But I digress… that happens a lot.

I look forward to sharing my whit and wisdom with you on current topics and based on what Buffy & MaryLou have to say!

Merry Christmas to all – grab a martini. That is what I am doing anyway. If someone tells you it is too early in the day, set an old clock to 4:01 PM and show them that you’re right on time! Cheers.

I’d like to welcome The Countess Kiki Phensberger DeLago as an Author on the new and improved Buffy and MaryLou net. OK so Buffy is new and improved, I was always perfect, and like Joan Rivers NEVER need work! Oh that reminds me… I watched her special on logo last night (Joan I mean) it was on demand… That was some funny shyte! I have a new found respect for that woman…. but I digress…

The Countess should be posting fairly quickly… but don’t rush her, she’ll do it when she’s ready… got it?!

XOXO n junk.